Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill)

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM. Loud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure – leaving him at death’s door with his throat torn out. Now he’s a vampire, stuck in a world of monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and much cooler than him. They’re giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn’t give them reason to dust his ass sooner. This game isn’t over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that’s too obnoxious to quit. He’ll need all that and more if he doesn’t want to end up even deader than last time. Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who’s still at the bottom of the food chain. ———- Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill , the quintessential vampire comedy series. If you’re a fan of Shayne Silvers , Steve McHugh , K.F. Breene , or Jim Butcher , then you’re in for a bloody good time with this side-splitting tale of horror comedy. Click BUY NOW to start flying your vampire geek flag today. Note : This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and enough four-letter words to fill a dump truck. The complete Tome of Bill series order: Bill the Vampire (book 1) Scary Dead Things (book 2) The Mourning Woods (book 3) Holier Than Thou (book 4) Sunset Strip (series adventure) Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5) Half A Prayer (book 6) The Wicked Dead (book 7) Shining Fury (series adventure) The Last Coven (book 8) Also be sure to check out the sequel series – Bill of the Dead . – ASIN: B093KPVZFG | ISBN13: 9798744845971 | ISBN-13: 979-8744845971